...spoiler alert, it's not that he isn't into you, he's just not ready

On paper, I was primarily there for an education first and foremost. But we all know that isn't true... So what did I learn from it all?

Just then, a car exploded. People flocked to the window to see and sure enough, someone's car had been obliterated.

I can't address this topic without first confessing my love for Brave Little Toaster...

I've lived through FOUR different decades, two different centuries and two different millennia... and I'm not even 26...

I. despise. small-talk. I don't like talking about the weather, the roads, the election, the newest covid stats... ugh. Ew. Stop.

I'm here today to tell you all about the weird shit I'm into, and also what I'm not into but watch anyway.

I was some kind of spy. Not actually Russian, but definitely had those vibes. I think it was also a kind of Charlie's Angels situation.